I would gladly sell my kidney if it would guarantee that my son would sleep through the night. In. A. Heartbeat.

Let me get this straight: You support cats, an invasive species, wiping out native wildlife populations because feral cats getting killed hurts your fee fees? If you can’t keep your cat from killing other animals, maybe pet ownership isn’t for you.

Otherwise known as “WTF just crawled across my fooot AAHHHH”

Fun fact: the hangman’s noose knot is what is supposed to kill you, by breaking your neck from the lateral impact. Turns out seeing someone actually hung to death is a bit of a bummer. A human neck can deal with a fair amount of vertical strain, so an orc surviving being choked by his body weight doesn’t seem…

And the dark lord was an elf, what’s your point?

Lots of racist wasps thought slavery was the just punishment for the sin of cain, not so different from the bright logic.

We had to stop halfway due to lateness, but it seems clear that this is a movie where Orcs are the second class citizens of society, separate and not equal essentially, while black people have reached their current status of equal, but disenfranchised, and elves are as the movie shouts in the opening sequence: “We are…

Okay, now I have questions about that last scene: how is that boy telling the story of the battle that has apparently just happened? Was it all a story dreamed up after the point they left that planet?

I less of an issue with that, and more of an “oh, so this is how they dealt with Carrie’s death. I like it.” only to go aaaand she’s alive again.

That is exactly what I do, heavy on the bourbon, light on the rum.

I enjoy both, although store eggnog usually get the mileage for me, mainly because aged eggnog is alcoholic af.

I always grab a bunch of eggnog and freeze it before they stop selling them, and make nogaritas in the summer. Soooo refreshing.

I like to hold the dairy until right before drinking, but yeah I do the Alton brown recipe with extra bourbon and less rum.

But have yo ever had an eggnog fog? Earlgray latte made with nog. Literally the best during you can get from a coffee shop.

I see your week and raise you a year. Only age the booze, yolks, sugar and spices, then add the dairy fresh. So damn smooth.

I saw habanero peppers being eaten by the smaller ones, those are still effing hot.

Fair, Saskatchewan is memorable for the lack of interesting geography, Manitoba has the honour of being cold enough that polar bears basically take over one of their towns.

I will fight you.

Manitoba. I am ashamed.

They are premade and bad now, so they have been demoted.