it was never stated what she should grow, just that it be a pair. In this case it would be ovaries.

you shut your whore mouth, don’t talk to my first car like that!

Ugh, how does this happen!? What the fuck is the point of paying a daycare if they don’t watch your kids FFS!

The transporters BMW will be remembered forever.

He can at least stay on topic there, all his conversations lately literally sound like someone in the midst of a stroke.

Sounds credible.

...Go on...

We are LEGION!

I’m sure they’d live longer too, as all the stunt moves that leave them on painkillers wouldn’t be necessary. They wouldn’t look as nice though.

I’m sure they’d live longer too, as all the stunt moves that leave them on painkillers wouldn’t be necessary. They wouldn’t look as nice though.

Depending on how often yeah. I worked with an alcoholic and I don’t mess around now.

I will never understand why performance “wrestling” is a thing. It seems like you would get hurt less if you just fought for real.

If you can find it I’d at least try it, it actually tastes as good as it smells, with no super bitter finish. I have a beer geek friend who told me to get it and it lived up to the hype.

I hear you, I’m 6'4" and about 215 and my wife is nearly a foot shorter and it takes a 5.5% for me to even notice the alcohol.

Unless you are huge you are decently drunk at that point, so yeah it might be a problem.

Okay, I should have made the distinction of over 10% alcohol. if you are drinking that much in less than an hour than you probably have a problem.

Okay, I should have made the distinction of over 10% alcohol. if you are drinking that much in less than an hour than you probably have a problem.

Drinking wine out of a bottle is for alcoholics, why can’t this just be a more economical wine bottle? Seriously though, if I saw a friend drinking an entire 40 of anything alcoholic there would be an intervention.

And now I’m tearing up that you needed to come up with such a brilliant plan.

As an owner of narrow size 13 feet with fucked up toes, I feel your pain; shoes never fit right, or they look like Ronald McDonald.