Or just man up and go full speed only using your arms :D

I don’t have horse in this race, but Jesus was pretty clear that a prerequisite for becoming a disciple was giving all your wealth to the poor and leaving everything to come follow him. He even said to leave your wife and children, so I’m guessing 91% of 10 million wouldn’t really impress him.

Fuck no, I almost feel like I’ve seen it already and have a mental block preventing me from remembering.

What. The. Hell.

Or in my case I buy expensive as hell craft beer and pirate movies I won’t see in the theater.

That might legitimately be how they came up with the name.

The piano guys?!

There are no words for the people who did that. Fuck.

I mean a coup in the “woops somehow the president and VP both died in a freak gasoline fight accident, welp looks like I need to take charge” way, not a forced takeover.

I know a naturopath that does that just saying the word. I would bet money that it is psychosomatic or placebo.

Because she clearly was trying to torture him. There is no other reason to do any of the horrendous shit she did.

How is that physically possible? My 8 month old is 17lbs and he is SKINNY.

I know a 26lb 8 month old, 30lbs seems like a typo it is so light!

A 30lb 12 year old? Jesus christ, my neighbors’ 8 month old almost weighs that, how is that physically possible?

Generals only become presidents after a large war, so unless WW3 or civil war 2.0 happens I sadly doubt it. He does seem like he would have been a good choice.

Most likely to make a coup harder to do legitimately.

I really don’t understand the appeal of flasks, it just seems suuuuper alcoholic day drinker to me.

I really don’t understand the appeal of flasks, it just seems suuuuper alcoholic day drinker to me.

It’d bad, wrong and evil in the same way that anything perpetrated to instill terror and fear in people is.

Fucking toxic masculinity. Jesus Christ, get a grip dudes.