For the life of me I can’t hear “league”, I just about couldn’t believe my ears when I heard “bigly”

Jesus, I’m sorry to hear that happened to you, I hope you two are doing okay.

Ah, the look of “try something, I dare you!”

I saw that ridiculous allegation earlier this week, I really need to just stay off facebook from now on, I’m going to get an aneurysm and I’m not even American.

I went there with a church group to build houses, and when we went to the tourist-ish areas we were still always supposed to stay in a group and always be keeping an eye on each other (mostly to protect the girls I think). A group went out one night to evangelize or something and they were warned by someone friendly…

The proper pronoun is “libtards”, just FYI.

Guys who say they love it are there for one reason: working girls.

Only if you get back bacon, “bacon” to 90% of canadians is the same as it is to americans.

I don’t think it should be either/or, just an extra step. Use a bidet, so you will be cleaner, then shower and soap it if you want tongue action.

That payoff!

Shane do you have any recommendations for hand grinders? I’m up before the rest of my family and my little grinder is way too loud to use in the morning.

Shane do you have any recommendations for hand grinders? I’m up before the rest of my family and my little grinder…

And now that he can’t remember his lines :-( it’s a perfect role, he only needs to know like 10 words.

When I saw that movie I was positive it was a dig at trump

Pretty sure michael gambon has already played a british version of trump in layer cake?

Probably accurate.

“BUT SHE’S A WOMAN! WE CAN’T HAVE A WOMAN IN CHARGE OF THE MEN, WHAT WOULD THE APOSTLE PAUL THINK!”

Our founding fathers are going to be preeeeety upset when they find out they were misinterpreting that commandment “So saying that the natives were dying because God wanted us to have this land was taking God’s name in vain? I’ve made a huge mistake...”

I don’t know many fashion rules, but I do know a couple:

You and I had the same thought!