@aec007: The only way to be sure is to eat it.

I have better things to do than worry and prattle on about why some kid has purple earphones.

Machete don't text.

@jepzilla: Well yeah... sun exposure happens more than uranium exposure.

@jepzilla: Ah. Well... you're right. But it still isn't gamma rays.

I wish they would stop calling it radiation, and specify that it is radio-frequency radiation.

Man, lots of negative reviews. I've bought the stuff a couple of times, I love it. I dunno about the bacon pancakes though. I like my bacon on the side, not in the pancake.

I looked to see if there's a microwave map of Earth, but I couldn't find one. Anybody know of one?

@OMG! Damagies!: It's pizzas all the way down...

He's made of sex.

I've heard from an insider over at jetblue that the new 'technology' will be homing pigeons.

Food dust. Don't breath this!

@Curves: No waaay. It could only be a temporary solution, as you would be dealing with frozen pee pants eventually.

The good news is that they have an app which can point you to the stuff you need.

Yeah, because bringing down the website will learn 'em.

@AlCaPWN96: I'm not sure. It depends on how hairy you are, I guess.

@6ironmaiden9: Does such a paradise exist?

@AlCaPWN96: Well, yeah. I've been banned from some water-parks because of this. Most frown on naked sliding, unfortunately.

@YourSaltyPinkDeathNuts: While it is true that every moment not lubed up is a lost one, it is not reasonable to expect one to lube up for sliding.

@Ryan_Long: Why! Why was I programed to feel pain?