@Alexander Riccio: It makes sense if you read it aloud in a Russian accent.

That's great, but it wouldn't quite help in this situation.

@Mike Fulton: Ha, my initial guess was 200ft/s, but then I did some googling. That's still insane.

I would like one made of mahogany or teak wood. Just not plastic, please.

If playing The Sims taught me anything, it's that this is easy to get around.

@junior_millenium: Wow, haha, uh, I have no idea.

Let's do some math here: Assuming the melon left the sling at 500ft/s, or approximately ludicrous speed, it should have had enough velocity to integrate the melon's personality into her own.

@misplacedcircus: First picture does look like a Monet. I can see that with my art eyes.

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Damn you and your proper, British english. Harrumph!

@naderr: shush shush, little puppy. I'll take you out on a walk in a moment.

A Japanese Muslim dude, eh? Interesting. Allow me to be stereotypical while I ponder the possibility of mixing wasabi with hummus.

@Taheca: That's funny. I had a couple of Heinekens in Amsterdam and it tasted exactly the same as the Heineken here.

@Interstella5555: I'm a fan of more nonsensical inquiry:

@InsaneJester17: Haha actually, I carried mine around in a backpack on road trips for this reason. I found it perfect for the road.

@LemonBread: I didn't see it go down. Otherwise I probably would've tried stopping it by screaming and farting hysterically.

I would rather drive the beast than tote it around, but that's just me.

@fintail: The lottery ticket probably would've killed him somehow.

@Hello Mister Walrus: This is true, since the elephants would be enraged.

@Bogus83: That is clearly a yellow jacket in that advertisement. Which is more terrifying than anything else.

@AkkiRonin: Ant covered mice win, for sure.