@chickdigger802:

It looks kinda like Okami. I'm down with that.

mommy didn't love me...

@G.O.D.: I would still hate hump her.

$400 dollars?? It's got to be the best game ever!

Hard to choose between FF and MGS...

They aren't even trying. Everyone knows that to get the fun you just need to add any combo of these:

"You would perform this test better if you had parents"

If they were still struggling to make a profit then the game would probably still be $60 instead of $25. They definitely made enough money on it, or they wouldn't be making more sequels.

I would pass out within ten minutes of opening the book, but maybe I'm the only one who gets tired while lying down in bed.