Testosterone, while technically not a vitamin, could help.

I need a vitamin pack for not getting paid enough for the job I do. Does Goop have fuckin vitamin for that?

please stick to the music and the styles that you’re used to, voice judges.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

That looks like a bunch of sleep masks woven together.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

I’m still waiting for a competent physician to examine him. If he was my father I wouldn’t let him go shopping by himself let alone run a country.

wow i’m suddenly so into bravo

I get what you’re saying, but I don’t think that’s the case here. My cousin and her friends are not really known for their intelligence. Gaga would have had to go up there & sing “Fuck You, Trump” for them to get it.

I thought it was absolutely spectacular. She was never going to pull a Sinead O’Connor and burn Trump in effigy. However, opening her performance with two classically American songs was, to me, a powerful way of proclaiming that this country is for everyone. Even a pinko commie liberal openly bisexual Hillary Clinton…

Mother and I had the following reflections:

Sometimes I wonder what alternative universe I grew up in. When I was a kid, I always thought girls were smarter than boys. The girls in my classes always made better grades, were more studious and participated more in class. There were probably twice as many girls in my gifted program then boys.

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

Well guys, of course the fashion was bad! The dress shops sold out of dresses weeks ago!

I assume that as with most things he does it’s about the humiliation.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

How can you tell?