BELIEVE IN THE MAYO.

I do get how people can do it (which was obviously not the case in this situation). When this happens, it’s not typically when they are taking a cross-country trip with their kids, it’s when they are going through the rote motions of their day. Have you ever gotten in your car to head to ____, but gotten halfway to a…

Too bad that show was cancelled before it truly got started. She was a standout even then.

This is objectively good. I don’t understand why people who are so against abortion because it is ‘child murder’ don’t get that the best way to stop abortions isn’t to make them illegal (have you people HEARD of Prohibition???) but rather to increase sex ed/access to condoms/etc. etc.

I read that as maybe he was acting erratically or said things that maybe worried someone. If he threatens self harm, they can put him on a 72 hour hold.

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

Why would Pence bother seeing Hamilton? Does he not even know what it’s about?

This to me proves (as we knew all along) that he cares more about being validated and receiving attention than the actual job of the presidency. Which means Pence is probably running the show and we’re fucked.

Don’t get it either. Is he saying (bafflingly) that abortion causes infertility? Or that he didn’t get the chance with ex-girlfriends because they decided to abort instead? Get a new fucking gf asshole (good luck now).

I feel bad for the poor suckers in the 3 buildings he actually owns — nothing they can do to get those names off.

Don’t people get tired of being high? Like I get tired of being drunk after a few hours then usually just go to bed.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

That face you make when you realize you’re more qualified to be President than the man who just won the election.

I can see him basically keeping everyone from Obama’s staff just so he doens’t have to deal with hiring anyone. Obama should suggest that to him. Since Trump seems like a bit of a pushover (one hour-long meeting and Obama is no longer “the most ignorant president in history,” and the ACA has some really good parts in…

If you make a cop get sweaty, dirty, or scared: you’re likely to find them in a foul mood. From a friend with 30 years as a deputy sheriff

I was going to post this exact issue. Rotating just isn’t the same as flipping. We wish we still had our non pillow top. It’s not worth it.

I kinda regret buying a pillow top mattress. I can’t flip my mattress, I can just rotate it. I feel like I’d be much happier with a more traditional design with a pillow top cover that could hit the washing machine. The pillow top is very comfortable, but it does make cleaning the mattress a bit challenging.

Y’know, if those brigades of forced birthers actually wanted to do something constructive with their time they could protest the death penalty. Which most of them seem to support. Against all logic and reason.