Not 100% sure but I think CP means child porn

I may be reaching here, but I can’t help but wonder if the proliferation of human access to tigers in the manner of tourists being able to pet and lay on big cats that are chained up and drugged out of their minds has in any way given people a mistaken idea of the nature of tigers. You don’t have to actually have been…

I’m so glad someone, somewhere, always knows what to do in these articles... :D

Argument or not, why the fuck would you get out of the car in a tiger park?? So stupid. And now her mother is dead, looks like she ran out to try to help her daughter. A tragedy that could have easily been avoided by staying in the fucking car in the middle of a tiger park.

pretty sure this is the donald...

On behalf of Team Valor, we accept.

Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it.

Should of went with

I was surprised by his response not because he’s black or an athlete, but because I assume that most kids in college couldn’t think or write this well.

Hi. Are you new to Deadspin? Here on Deadspin we believe the NCAA is a sham and the idea of a “student” athlete is a sham. Regardless of race, gender or religion most “student athletes” (especially the elite ones) are not generally at school for school.

Not only was his response well articulated it was also deep with…

You sir won the internet today

Investors are confused!

Good job by the five cops. I hope officers Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny and Jenny receive an award from their department.

Is he a poli sci major? That’s an extremely impressive response given the current culture in which we live.

So he did everything ‘wrong’, but the police DIDN’T execute him? Hmmmm...maybe if more encounters were leavened with police restraint, like this one, citizens wouldn't fear lethal consequences to what should be a routine interaction. Good on these police.

Why are IOC Directors dressed as Brazilian Police Officers?

She was “impregnated by” because she’s just a passive sail.

My blue eyes are really light sensitive. So...painfully blue? I mean I need sunglasses in the winter. Basically any day.

So real talk: weight gain or loss should be an off-limits section of writing, especially when a woman is carrying twins, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE TWO BABIES WERE GOING TO GROW. “Bellied out like a sail” Jesus Christ. Also the way he describes women makes it clear he is still waiting for his manic pixie dream…