lol I can barely be bothered to exfoliate my face and you’re telling me I have to exfoliate my mons pubis? HARD PASS.

Hey, thank you for 1: telling me what I should do with my body 2: condescending the fuck out of me, and 3: being ignorant as hell.

I was thinking that but then I realised that I shave my bits before a doctor has to go near them and brush my teeth before I see the dentist and sometimes I stack the plates for my restaurant server.

I think the doctors probably just generally deal? I’m trying to imagine the circumstances under which a gynecologist would have someone up in the stirrups and say, “I’m sorry, but this vulva is much too hairy for me to inspect and treat. Please wax and come back.”

Re: being a hairy person. I totally looked like I had a “bulge” in high school if I ever wore a swimsuit. I was so clueless. I did, however, shave the 2-3 inches of hair growing down either inner thigh. I wasn’t that clueless.

I’ve pretty much been clean shaving since I was a teen. it was never a porn thing... although, boyfriends liked it, it was more about keeping not itchy .... it just feels way better. Some of us are hairy people. :/

I am pro whatever a woman who has granted me access to her lady parts wants.

Did you bone? How’d it go with the cat(s)?

Im always terrified a cat will see my balls swinging about and start batting at them with their paws. If its in the room, I need to know where it is.

This is ridiculous.

To be fair, you might forget about me in favor my cat too.

But in all seriousness cats don’t care. It’s been over two years since I’ve been laid at the cats get mad when I kick them out of my room when I want to masturbate. I tried letting them stay in once. He batted at the vibrator through the covers and I was like NOPE, you are banished from the room.

I have to choose between sex and these guys?

I thought the chick in the commercial had the female equivalent of the dude’s dad-bod.

Oh God, I have a guy I really want to bone coming over to my cat-occupied studio apartment in half an hour, and this definitely did not put me at ease.

Kitties are coming for us all:

But sometimes cats are the ones initiating the sexy times.

Cats are very good at ruining sexy times. It's the staring and judging.

I completely understand. This is Tuco Ramirez, and yes...she creeps many a man out :(