Will they sell Tara Reid's breast implants? They aren't expensive.

She's clearly raising some unholy feline army under the guise of "cute" pop culture references.

Make me a burrito.

Delta House!

You know nothing, Brandon Snow.

I'll raise you Blue's Travelers, sir.

John Popper and Blue's Traveler opened.

Ice Shavin's got himself a J.O.B.

I agree. It was a fun break. I always felt that the Wall segments of the books were more of the standard fantasy troupe than anything else. So with that in mind, I didn't mind at all, big picture be damned.

Hammer to the skull, Thor-style, baby. Yikes!

Good stuff. But hammer to the skull earlier May top it.

I think Gwen and Shia DaBeef should resurrect Point/Counter-Point and have a weekly Sunday morning debate on random batshit theories. That would be appointment television for sure.

I know Godfrey Ho, and you sir, are no Godfrey Ho.

Two words: Xanthian Gum.

I respectfully disagree, sir. Fortune favors the bold.

I Live

RWWARAGH!

I hunger

Run, coward

I authorized nothing