This was the plot of Mannequin.

Yeah. I'm like that with beer. Once it touches your lips…..

We will prevail in the war with the machines.

Make sacrifice unto Him! Bring Him the blood of the Outlanders!

"………."

…says the guy who designed Stripperella…..

"Don't get me started on Gobots. Che-rist, it's nerd porn with wheels and even gayer robots."

No! I do live in Philly! The Swiss Cheese Spanker! That guy was awesome.
"Sir! Put..the cheese..DOWN!"

raises hand

Lunch meat isn't.

"Mr. Goyer, a Mr. Bay is on the phone for you. Says he likes the cut of your jib, and asks if you'd be interested in punching up Transformers?"

My god….he's the angriest nerd… ever.

So you'd say that he has a diverse filmography then?

Freddy Kruger is in this game??

Hmmm…Batman V. Superman

Batman high "5" Superman: Dawn of Spinoff

"killable" hours, as it were?

Is there a lumberjack in the house?

I read the headline that Japan itself came down with a viral infection and begged off the tour. That, or the zombie apocalypse is finally here.

And Ally Sheedy as the head of the PTA.