United Artists had a cool intro.

Turn it up! Turn! It! Up!

Right. Lex Luthor wants land again. S.R> was so fucking bad it was unreal.

We'll make great pets for the Thai druglords.

Is it me or are the daughter's pictured kind of hot? Downside of course is no birth control. But still, facials on the menu?

Nuke Dukem?

Well, they're certainly not happy that he ceded control for that ep to his understudy, the Director of Finger-Banging.

HBO CEO of Tits has been put on notice by the Board.

Eh, not so much.

Yeah, but it's fleeting. Only lasts a few minutes after you come in her mouth.

Yes. It was a special suit, designed, like all 50's and 60's heroes, by a guy on a cop's/high school kid/whatever salary with sudden knowledge of advanced engineering in the perfect field needed for web shooters/flash suits/trick arrows, whatever.

ok Nerds…ALLEZ-CUISINE!

Dr. RosenRosen.

I'm not so much afraid of the punk decade as I am utterly confused by it. That's a metric shitton of information there. I like Jason Heller's writing, as always, but I had to bail out and skim most of this piece.

Neat. But do they have any pussy for pussy lovers? I'm talking a half priced vast slection pussy blow out. White pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, sniffs smelly pussy, hairy pussy, bloody pussy, snappin' pussy, silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy? How about horse…

Is that like forming Voltron?

Perfunctory Funeral is going to be the name of my new band.

Kevin Bacon drinks because he cares.

Todd, you swung for the fences with that last line about Leviathan. Gonna call you Todd VanderCohle.

Earth? But that's where I keep all my stuff!