Netflix streaming? Nice, I'm in. Thanks, Dowd. Hiiiiiiiiya!

Um, I'm not sure that there needed to be a spoiler space here, what with given the subject matter and well, title of the movie being fairly self-explanatory?

They left out the bit that Putin wanted to fuck a gold medal Russian skater, ergo, "The fix" was in.

Which one is she?

I can't fucking stand figure skating. SO boring. Great- they put their 10,000 hours in to master it, and I guess another 10,000 to Olympic it. The 20,000 mind-numbign hours on the ice. With no puck.

Dear AvClub,

Wait, I thought she was a criminal?

Short version: James Franco gonna have to slap a bitch?

Is Lionel Richie the Where's Waldo of that line-up?

Philadelphia doesn't make the cut Josh??? We have better beer than NYC or Chi-town. And NJ is a cesspool.

McNutt, that was McBoring. Congrats, you made curling even more boring. Snark it up a bit next time.

No one is asking the important question: will O'Neal's patented snark translate to live action ?

Beard.

PLAY BEERCAN, BECK!

Yeah, been awhile. I just remember disliking all the crap that came out.
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Run, coward

Well, he died happy, judging by the smile.

This is the longest article about something I have no idea about that I have ever read. AVClub, this was nigh nonsensical?

In my defense

I got a blowjob in the car in parking lot of the theater I took this girl to when we went to see it with friends. She really liked the movie.