She buried Tom Bosely in a Glad(tm) bag, so your advice is well-taken, sir.

"Lansbury was last seeing exiting Tom Bosley's home with a blood-soaked Glad(tm) bag. Authorities were too afraid to question her, thus the case remains unsolved."

Well, it was a tiny spaceship.

Gary Busey would be an awesome Mole Man. Make it happen, Hollywood!

Wayne Brady gonna have to stretch a bitch?

1) Achilles- Polack
2) Don Quixote- Russian
3) Ebeneezer Scrooge- Zulu
4) Conan- Mexican

Daniel Craig is definitely easier to spell than Idris Elba, so, I get your point.

So, your i09 rant is that the Blacktastic Four is not going to work in your dojo, is what you're saying.

No, he's the Human Torch. He's just nicely toasted.

Michael Jordan is playing Johnny Storm? Who is Scottie Pippin playing?

"…well, you see Bob, the target demographic for this reboot, is, well….dead."

Wu big man.

Bob Hope from Animanics.

TOTALLY Michael Madsen's fault. He's so fat these days. Traded it for a burrito.

The bees! The bees! The bees!

This show should be required viewing as part of the Horrors of Plastic Surgery. They entire cast looks horrific. Courtney Cox looks like the Joker from 1989 Batman.

Did they pull his kidney out through his nose? Because it sure looks like it in that picture.

How is this possible after the Decepticons destroyed the city?

It was timeless.

In Russia, pussy shows off you!