"Dammit, I looked away for a second, and the next thing I know my thumb is jammed way up my ass. I screamed NO, STOP! But I didn't listen. I just laughed as tears poured down my face. I will never be the same again"

I see what you did there.

Hmmmmmm….imagines such a thing…..

Digital is great. Ipad (or tablet, really) babay!

Exit light, enter night, as it were.

Suck a dick?

Rest easy. Soon we will see his mighty cock and O-face ont he big screen, and all will be forgiven. Or he'll be summarily put in a refrigerator and nuked.

Andrew from Buffy still is responsible for the death of his friends and he can never take that away, screenplays be damned.

Tuesday. Privately, whilst in Idaho eating pineapples.

Frank, I support you my insect overlord. Hail Ants!

"driking?" Ah, you're in good shape already then, my friend

I myself am naked on my computer AT THIS VERY MOMENT

Gentlemen, commence pummeling!

Ah. What a bummer. One of the last old school thespians. You will be absolutely missed, Peter. Godspeed in your final curtain call, sir.

It was a very important bolt.

Wow. This will sound crazy, but I just now completely lost interest in all super-hero movies. My cup have runneth over, and apparently it was filled with the acid from Superman III.

Awesome. "I'm gonna piss on you!"

Is "Willie Nelson's Golf Course" the new euphemism for "Weed Farm" ?

Well, if you "own" rape, it makes it less offensive? Like "queer" or "gay" ????

Nerd rape!