Tuna breath, aka "big fisheater."

Baragon.

checks self for erection

Magic legs!

Once again, Merry gets shorted.

Illusions, Michael. A trick is something a hooker does.

Bah. So, by the reviewer's goofy logic, Gordon Freeman would also be a nigh-invincable genecidal manic as well, and not memorable or worth playing.

Eh, if I were a tourist at Seaworld and heard that Heart, Bare Naked Ladies, and Wille Nelson had just up and cancelled their planned concert….I'd pretty much consider that a successful vacation.

Yeah. I looked up from my ipad and said, "Uh, what? There are like 5 clones trying to kill the witnesses for the prosecution…of the original."

This show blows away Agents of S.N.O.R.E.

YES. So it wasn't just me who was digging the Alia Dune vibe. I kept expecting the witch to hiss, "Baron, my brother is coming…"

It's sheer luck that he survived that fall.

Is Jake Lloyd busy?

She does do heroin though, so, I think she tends to seize.

"Paz" is Mesopotamian for "Kim."

What did he say?

To Whom It May Concern,

NONE of this is relevant. It's Friday, it's raining in Philly, the 3 kids have plans with friends, the wife is OTR and wants to be left alone. Ah, sweet, sweet bourbon and my glorious couch.

I was cool with everything as a kid, but the dinner scene was gross, and the scene where they such the soul out of the puppet girl was FUCKED UP.

Nah, I am 42 with 3 kids. I spend my weekends coaching travel soccer and lacrosse.