Jeebus will drop his righteous Pontius Pilatedriver on some muthafuckin' demons on this muthfuckin' chariot.

..and this saves the show by what, drawing in the 500 or so Poison fans who didn't bail when Brett kicked CC dEvILLE and his heroin dealer to the curb?

And, yeah, I played a crazed flautist, and I ended up being lassoed by the bullet-breasted Lynda Carter in her little outfit.

Snark Snarkington strikes again!

I thought it was 2 million per norm. Yikes.

In the pilot, the words, "Are Friends Electric" were on a computer screen. That was the song that played on the Peter Weller timetraveller episode when he was sticking copper wire under his skin. Peter Weller WAS Robocop.

REALLY? That seems…insane. Please cite references.

Dammit. I should REALLY read comments before posting.

Insert obiligatory Radiohead joke…….here.

“To protect you and fin my employer. I intend to do both.”

…you can FLY?????

I would have settled for dropping the magic teleporting briefcase.

You cocksucker! I work for Dick Jones! Dick Jones! He's the Number Two Guy at OCP. OCP runs the cops. You're a cop!

Kim Jong Il play bass?

Hey, they are talking to me, and I am drunk. It's like they know me.

It also means "good morning" in Japanese!

Ok, I got nothing

Right, sorry. Alien 4.

Matt Houston or GTFO.

I feel like the wife and I should smoke weed, but we have 3 kids at home. How subtle is this thing?