Connors is such a legendary douchebag, he's borderline sociopathic.

Eh. She's Willow, but British and with science. I look forward to her going lesbian.

WHIP's probably got old man balls. ewwwwwww

Fucking Twilight. How does it work?

Well, Alexis needs the work. So, thanks Joss for calling in a favor.

Wrecks in effects, as it were.

How old? Let's just say that I am the secret of life, the universe, and frankly, everything.

It's about Peter Weller welding copper wire and batteries into his skin so he can go back in time and save his wife.

Great flick, but not all of us hated high school, everyone.

The Taint Licker

Ugh. Stephen Dorff….? The Bloodgod?

Bababooey!

I've taken huge dumps and thought of this episode. That's synergy for you.

Ugh. How did it even get a second season, then??

How are the simulated handjobs? Fwappable? Um, someone wants to know.

Did they ever even show a handjob? Not porn, but like moving towels and shit? If not, no wonder it was cancelled. Off-screen handjobs are boooooring.

"Taft, you fat FUCK! Eat goddamn salad for once in your life."

"You want a Franco? Fuck a Franco."

Clearly, he is in London.

Who Dat Ninja?