Well, Berlin is Fuckin'. So rock on.

Eh. No anal leakage, no problem.

Oh, that can be remedied my friend. Remedied…….

If guitars were phasar guns.

Huffy dirtbikes. Sears. 25 glorious cents we called quarters back in the day. And a painted cabinet with a convex screen showing the best raster graphics 1982 had to offer.

The Amish.

Phil "Dies" Dyess-Nugent, you've done it again! I don't even watch the show anymore, because your reviews are more entertaining AND take less of the precious minutes left in my life than actually watching would.

Blessed be the donuts. Gaze upon their holy glazedness and weep.

You have the right…the right to Eternal Dammnation!

"popped up pink izod collars"

bah. These kids have no idea what an arcade is.

Doubtful. All those damn laptops and ipads have cameras built in. I guess there is less chance of inadvertent other-guy-semen contact…

That's a cool story, and I am not being ironic.

raises hand in sad agreement

That image is almost perfect. But it needs to be in photo-negative style.

Aw hell no…

Two words: Scottie Pippen.

No, the lesbian handmaiden trained her. Then everything was hunky-dory.

And what is his right hand doing???

NO, I got it. I've seen the first 3 flicks, maybe 4, in the Taboo series. Apparent'y mom's in the 70's liked to give their sons blowjobs, whilst unbeknownest to them, said sons were boning their sisters.