Promethea, Tom Strong, all of Top 10, John Constantine, V.

Mogo doesn't socialize.

I have a tough time enjoying Phil or Sean more as my favorite AVCLUB staffers. I'm just gonna go with enjoying both. I like how Phil's reviews crush the fallacy of logic in a show, and yet he gives the episode a C.

I think it's ironic that the networks see their audiences as groaning zombies, and that self-same audience is thus fascinated with itself as televised entertainment.

Until your phone buzzed and he smashed his beer bottle in order to stab your throat with the jagged shards of foamy glass!

I just don't get it. People are choosing zombies over the quality programming that network TV is putting out? Does Hollywood know?

fucking grammar. how does it work??

Phil, you had me at, "The great thing about being Vanilla Ice…"

doug is a fucking trainwreck. ugh.

Regardless of your belief, they do exist.

so you're a higher caste, eh?

That picture is awesome. She and Bruce Jenner can star in The HORRORS OF PLASTIC SURGERY together

It was Irish Pub and it was a long time ago, thus my misremembering of the actual address. Man I am getting old. Haven't been there in over a decade. And now I like to take trains in, because no traffic or parking issues.
Choo-choo!

OR, It's about a maniac nymph who kills people by slicing off their genitalia.

He looks like he rode in on a pale horse.
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DEATH. HE LOOKS LIKE DEATH.

whaddya know, Udo!

Done. I just called my mom and told her.

Josh??? The fuck????

Man. Imagine what sniffing that guy's fingers must be like.

They talk about the antichrist.