It's an honor just to be nominated. Now where's the bar?

Buck Rogers? Seriously? You're dumping on Buck Rogers?

lotta drugs. but one hell of a football player.

Where's Nathan Rabin's love NOW?????

Let me guess. Disney caught Jerry cheating with Michael Bay.

Touch My Tooter is romantic. Also, Tick.

She should not have been able to talk with her mouth full.

YES. FIRE DOWN BELOW.

I'll fight back with my penis I will.

I'm glad that I am reading this article in the morning, and not last night, because I never would have slept.

arty porn. sa-weet. I'm in!

No, but he realized how much pussy he could get so his wife left.

Ok, not to be non-PC, but why haven't the Germans killed this guy yet?

I'm Breaking Bad in the men's room right now.

Khan Solo?

Yeah. Next girl I dated was a lot closer to my age. Married that one. 3 kids later, she's still cool.

Correction: 21,001.

It's 10:40pm eastern time. I am flipping through channels, and who appears to be Tim Tebow is singing on America's Got Talent.

Um, I did.

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