I was hoping for a lesbian kiss, but instead they just smeared eyemakeup on each other. Lame.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: yes, yes i do have exactly that problem.

Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee. [achewood.com]

@so5minutesago:

more vagina, plz kthx

so this is the same mag with the editor who had the designer surrogate/IVF baby, right? but no one thought she was shallow then. got it.

Be Sweet, is your name an Afghan Whigs reference? nice.

this is all just a ploy for you to out yourself for demographic purposes.

@petuniacat:

@hypnotic:

how could smj's rack possibly look bad? oh, right, if she was strained into some sex and the city grumpy-face posture. am i right? anyone? anyone? those hanes were jiggle-titious, in a good way.

i would be the first to tell you that i love strip clubs, and that there is such a thing as too fat. none of that changes the fact that these chicks look like pokey, boney boys.

as a straight dude, let me just say that those bitches look skeletal and about as fun as having sex with a pile of coathangers. how can they be smug about having attained the physique of a 15 year old boy? who thinks that's hot, or worse, who thinks that gives you the right to make moral judgments based on body fat?…

@KurticusMaximus:

@SinisterRouge:

i'm just waiting to find out that the thin stream in the gutter is her own urine. come on, TMZ — don't let me down.

@SarahMC:

'facist' would be something else.

is anyone pissed off at the totally predictable presence of a ticker scrolling actual news that you should give a shit about in 10 point type underneath a screen full of 3d-rate "celebrity" bullshit that doesn't even involve pink bits?

Only two fingers?