No, because I don’t think the Tesla buyers got any cheese sandwiches. 

Ooooh you’re posting about Tesla. I’ll be down here in the comments waiting for the angry posts.

This one looks well-made and is very fitting for this application. Props to whoever did it (double props if it was you!)

Buys Audi. Can’t afford $160 Harbor Freight Engine Hoist to go with it (even though those 2x6s are like $12 each right now...)

Ha! The front seat was “fine” the mileage was good. I have nothing to add.

Lest we forget the OG of Sesame Street, Roosevelt Franklin. He might have been purple, but he was black.

It was nice to have when I rented a hybrid for a road trip. Other than that...

99% of “Italian” food is just bread sauce and cheese configured differently

I do weird shit no one else will

Never change

not so subtle flex: I’m not sure. Hell, our housekeeper drives an Acura.

Should You Drizzle Ranch on Your Spaghetti Like Saweetie?

Yet they still have the audacity to write this headline about the Simpsons:

A flat circle?

WHAT

he doesn’t have to steal it, he gets to steal it.

Looking forward to Harvey Keitel showing up at the end to say, “Somebody’s gotta get deported, Jess. And even though you protected America’s national heritage, it’s gonna be you.”

You guys whine about boring colors, then whine about bold colors.

What’s wrong with the purple? At least it’s something other the boring as hell black/white/silver/grey options.

There’s a difference between the scalable costs of traditional banking infrastructure and the bitcoin mining system that rewards larger and larger expenditures of energy in a way that doesn’t scale.