My favorite is when someone says mass shootings are just a mental health issue and you respond that maybe people with mental health issues should not own semi automatic weapons of war and they switch gears real fast about the need to protect their families.

don’t tell the teamsters!

Who knew that the top 10 drive thrus would be the national chains with drive thrus?

Reduce, REUSE, recycle, pal.

Based on my 2 second internet search, that is inaccurate:

It just feels like a really weird talking point without any context other than “they had to stick to the schedule”, i’m sure a union would help the negotiations, but I’m not sure about a catch all solution to prevent piss bottles other than installing a shitter in the delivery van.

Real question though, where are delivery drivers supposed to take a piss if they need to and they are in an entirely residential area and don’t feel comfortable asking a stranger getting an amazon order if they can use their shitter?

Get ready for HisRoyalBadness to show up in two days to start trolling everyone.

What percentage of the unsuccessful campaigns have you received?

Hey, I’m just glad we are getting both. If someone with $100,000 to blow wants a wagon, they finally have options depending on which styling suits them.

That’s a weird argument. Hot wagons hold their value, so don’t buy one used?

I thought that was a double prop boat but on closer inspection it appears to have jets. 

I don’t get to set salaries for non profit organization CEOs, but $625,000 seems high since they’re selling $1.25 worth of cookies for $5.

No thanks, my food gets messed up plenty using websites and delivery apps.

require a lot of space.

Coal rolling Billy Bob aint got shit on Nestle and Coke.

Something tells me the guy who built a shabby wooden engine lift on a public road is going to have a bad time owing an old Audi.

also having feet on it, and doing it in a driveway instead of a public road. 

I hope you think about me every time you put your tesla in park.