My favorite is when someone says mass shootings are just a mental health issue and you respond that maybe people with mental health issues should not own semi automatic weapons of war and they switch gears real fast about the need to protect their families.

Who knew that the top 10 drive thrus would be the national chains with drive thrus?

Get ready for HisRoyalBadness to show up in two days to start trolling everyone.

What percentage of the unsuccessful campaigns have you received?

Hey, I’m just glad we are getting both. If someone with $100,000 to blow wants a wagon, they finally have options depending on which styling suits them.

That’s a weird argument. Hot wagons hold their value, so don’t buy one used?

I thought that was a double prop boat but on closer inspection it appears to have jets. 

I don’t get to set salaries for non profit organization CEOs, but $625,000 seems high since they’re selling $1.25 worth of cookies for $5.

No thanks, my food gets messed up plenty using websites and delivery apps.

require a lot of space.

Something tells me the guy who built a shabby wooden engine lift on a public road is going to have a bad time owing an old Audi.

also having feet on it, and doing it in a driveway instead of a public road. 

I hope you think about me every time you put your tesla in park.

If by animal instincts, you mean the idea of my cat being left alone to starve, yes.

Meanwhile, on the sister sites...

that question will finally be answered

I guess I’ll have to just drink two.

TLDR: no, don’t build a wooden trebuchet to work on your engine on a public street, especially an Audi. 

I sat in the back seat of one when we went river tubing.