As a fellow Alf enthusiast, I approve this message.

when I had my wisdom teeth removed I drank soylent for about a week straight, I did not die but ice cream would have been a lot tastier.

He has to steal it because he just respects it so much that he couldn’t possibly allow it to fall in the hands of his criminal bestie who doesn’t respect it.

If we do that well have to either get rid of ginger female jock or ginger male nerd.

“hey, my brother’s kid loves computers, lets see if he can figure this stuff out”

Sorry, is spending your college tuition on camera equipment to take pictures of strangers’ dogs and post them on Instagram a job?

All I know is that my old roommate wasn’t able to order drugs online using cash.

a franchise whose entire hook is “Benjamin Franklin’s great great great grandson Nicholas cage has to steal the Declaration of Independence.”

You may also know them from the math textbook photoshoot, it’s your diverse group of friends!

sir, that is already  r/conservative

Conservatives are totally the type of people to get their teenage nephew to do their design work for free instead of paying someone who knows what they’re doing.

It’s just not very believable that anyone but a middle aged white man could get away with the bullshit they pulled in the first two movies.

I bet you could evoke the same reaction by posting a video of a woman filling out a home loan application without her husband present.

so, how long before it gets shut down for being a haven for sex trafficking, black market gun/drug sales and child pornography?

I swear to god, if that thing had a Kia or Hyundai badge you would be talking about what a refreshing modern design it is and how great purple cars are compared to the sea of grey white and black that has taken over the roads.

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Something tells me DeWayne has a bunch of bitcoin and wants to keep telling themselves that it was a wise investment instead of helping prop up the black market and sex trafficking. 

Yeah, the wrangler and F250 really made this EV ownership story seem pretty pointless, let alone the perfect 4 vehicle garage.

You had me interested up until the frozen veggies, then I realized if you can just get a deal on an 8 lb ham, that is by far the most expensive thing offered.