they were certainly impressed with his resume that consisted of having a name and a face that people will recognize. 

Park happens automatically when you open the driver door too.

It does fulfil its promises as being the cheapest model in the Jeep lineup, if you just absolutely have to have a Jeep to match your rugged outdoorsy lifestyle of commuting to work.

“morphologically identify the shrimp using microscopy.”

I stayed with my grandparents once and they had to go to the back of their cabinet to find cereal that I would eat, which was rice krispies.

so rich he is driving around in a 4 year old video game concept car.

when a picture mugshot really can say a million words.

I love PG tips. My grandma used to collect the small figurines that came with them.

Bruce owning a vision gt made a little sense, him picking up the flash in it made none.

“We don’t want this country to be a communist regime that’s going to dictate what we can do and what we cannot do,”

Holy Shit.

You just described the Kia soul.

Sorry, all I have to offer you is the needlessly tall Buick Encore.

Is it because it now looks like a cheap bronco?

There’s a difference between one person having a breakfast smoothie and ethically sourced beef and the other person selling a $55 stone that goes in your vagina with no scientific benefit.

So, were shitting on people trying to be healthy and live a good life now because it’s just a little too hippy dippy?

Thank god Shannon, what would we ever do if a celebrity were to make a donation that didn’t result in multiple articles about the amount not being large enough?

Are they really fucking rewarding people for not getting vaccinated with a donut and coffee on Mondays?

sorry, did you say you wanted another $45,999 CUV coupe?