Sure, next to a husband with a melted brain and two terrible rich children, a old racist white lady with a british accent could pass as pleasant with enough editing.

That doesn’t account for the $40 ceramic coasters.

Those stickers are merely suggestions and to think otherwise is kidding yourself.

Only 50 copies you say?

You mean that’s why the gift shop down the street from me sells $14 bottle openers?

Yeah, dont buy a TV online. 

house made peppercorn wasagarlic cheese aioli

White men can not dance, quit expecting them to be good at it and shitting on them when they do the dance of their people. 

Well, they have been the most vocal group gathering maskless during a pandemic caused by a respiratory virus that has killed hundreds of thousands of people. While not the ideal timeline of spiked kool aid, they have been putting in the work.

He was just feeling presidentially frustrated.

Can anyone name a single change.org petition that actually resulted in change?

It’s 2021, and the Catholic Church is trying so hard to have their cake and eat it too bury child abuse allegations and make it even harder for two grown ass adults to express their love for each other.

I really don’t like the system that allows these openly traitorous fucks to keep their jobs as elected officials representing American people.

I would like to think that their idiotic tactic of becoming a household name will come to bite them in the ass, but then I remember their voting base is the south and the hatred is the point. 

I would like this to mean that he has some time to work on another series of holey moley.

Things taste and smell better. I no longer get antsy sitting somewhere for over an hour waiting to get to go outside and relieve stress that is caused by nicotine. I really don’t even like being downwind from a smoker especially the kind that are inconsiderate about which way they blow, or walk in front of the group…

Right? Like isn’t the answer to just tow and scrap them when unclaimed?

Put some don’t tread on me and come and take it patches on the inside and David will do a write up on it and wonder why the comments get so political.