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Somebody call up Greta and let her know she can rest now.

I am disgusted by the amount of ticky tacky condos going up that have $2k a month studios and go up from there.

I’m still salty that it took professional sports cancellations for the majority of the country to acknowledge a deadly virus that has now killed over a half a million of its citizens.

Obviously the solution is to just throw the cans away instead of reusing them since sending them back is so unfathomably terrible.

If you already have 69 million in etherium crypto to pay it to an auction house, what would be the point of laundering it?

It’s fucking rich hearing a writer on Jezebel think that the snarky bullshit only started a year ago.

All this means is that he has an assistant who takes his phone calls.

“we looked at a study we barely understand and decided everything we do is terrible but we have no actual solutions for our readers who obviously aren’t making these corporation’s decisions, but you should still feel bad about things beyond your control anyway because maybe you buy shoes

Back in my day we just bought books filled with information to read instead of decks of cards with 52 random tidbits that you will forget once you put the deck away. 

I’m mad that they turned the beer cave seating into premium goose island tickets.

This also happens when you think you’re done and start spraying just to realize you still have a kid or two left to drop off at the pool.

The hardest part will be finding out a way to make sure people are only eating and drinking once they get to their distanced seating.

It’s the exact same thing as that banana taped to a wall but with more environmental damage and tech jargon.

but with a neat crossed-V design for the W that would have stood out.

I mean, can you name the other top 10?

Bingo. Nobody is looking at graphic designers and thinking “how does photoshop pay you $60k a year with benefits”

I proudly signed the Mississippi Fairness Act to ensure young girls are not forced to compete against biological males.

the whole thing stinks to high heaven of “look like you’re having fun”

To this I say:

Reznor says he thought he could write a huge, monumental work before realizing lockdown wasn’t giving him much “inspiration or motivation,”