"large in stature and athletically fit" is my new favorite euphemism for black

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

It's gonna be an awesome.

711 is literally the one place where I may surpass shame. I have never felt embarrassed in one and I don't intend to. I'll buy my condoms, 2-lb blocks of Rice Krispy treats, drunkenly-desired Cheetos, and Dorito snacks with pride.

It's not as simple as some frat boy getting frosted tips or a kid having a bowl cut. He dyed it blonde and straightened it chemically. For someone to claim that he's never experienced racism because he isn't a n*gger (I didn't know he used the slur til this article) to dye his hair blonde and chemically straighten the…

I know right? I prefer authentic NYC street corner hot dogs that have spent the day floating in water inside some unwashed man's hot dog cart.

Oh I understand what the phrase is supposed to mean. But this article is just a collection of inside jokes about vacuous white chicks from different regions.

What a horribly misguided post. It doesn't mater what gender you are, Melo isn't going to pass.

This explanation must be written in the Newspeak from "1984". That's the only way it makes sense. Which is doubleplusgood, with a side of Victory Gin and capers.

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

FTW

If they were black one would be dead.

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

The fact that Drake was there with Worldwide Wes only heightens my sense that Drake is chasing winners rather than being a true fan.

It's very strange to me as a Bay lifer who turns 40 this year that Nickatina and Mac Dre have become the flag-bearers for Bay rap. Mac Dre I guess I understand after the way he passed... but it seems to be younger kids who weren't even really around at their peaks that have replaced $hort and 40 on our Mt. Rushmore…

You mean an ignorant asshole's racist crap wasn't based on sound logic and verifiable facts? Uh oh, this is a troubling precedent to set.

I still don't get why this is allowed. Do "white" sports need it to get the ratings? Someone help me out here.

They're saying that because they can't admit to the real reason. Hint: it also involves world youth, and balls.