Are you fucking kidding me?

Out of curiosity, what are the acceptable job titles that qualify someone to run for president?

Bullshit. No one likes the tuna here. 

Gee, it’s almost as if they’re trying to win a presidential election.

This woman is now President of MY HEART

That is an orb of hatred.

He already has the “sweet-ass daily driver” in the form of his RS7.

NAFTA placed Mexico on the same economic level with the US as Canada. If this isn’t the case, then the Mexico-US border should be more guarded anyway.

Bullshit we are not in the dark ages, even places in this country where physicians are sparse are still bound by legal and ethical codes of conduct. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, helping one child who likely would have survived anyway given the glaring evidence of her ineptitude and lack of knowledge…

I’m trying to imagine a life where I get this upset, likely visibly, by loading times in a video game.

These are things an institution can use to attract student from various parts of the country and abroad. It improves the face of the university and helps ward off the chattering social media and journalists.

This guy gets it. 

Fact: Anything you say on the internet that you preface with “Fact:” becomes true no matter what you say.

Thank you so much for this great life-hack. 12 years ago or so I’d come to lifehacker for tips on GTD (and that whole cult), new software and tools, psychological hacks for better productivity, etc.

This vid says it all.

Also— why the fuck are you going straight to a volvo or a Merc?

...what do you do if you can handle the payments but don’t have a good credit score?

Triggered.

Then the driver’s need to start being more picky, creating a demand for more drivers, forcing the company to raise wages or prices to the customer. Then the rides might start being worth the driver’s time. I have no sympathy for people who willingly choose to take low wages and then cry about it. Just stop driving for…

Oh my god that’s amazing, the crack up at McRlwain killed me