Revised rooting order:

She has to be involved. I mean, either she’s involved or she has the lowest self-esteem in the history of the low self-esteems.

I’m always getting side eye at target but that’s mostly because my cart is always overflowing with toilet paper. I refuse to ever run out of toilet paper.

And Browns fans. Especially since he was brought in because of Bernie Kosar’s “diminishing skills”. Well, even with diminished skills, at least Kosar wasn’t colorblind.

Quite literally Vinny Testaverde!

I wanna be in your meetings.

We have lengthy discussions on the issue

and private jets.

Jennifer Lawrence is literally all of us, just with better hair.

Cowboys could use him too. Or Tebow. Either may suck, but no worse that the dumpster fires currently quarterbacking, and when he did scramble it wouldn’t look like a baby deer’s first steps.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

You got it all wrong, Samer. You start with the most difficult kid to beat up. Not the easiest. Good lord man, I mean is this your first time beating up kids?? Jeez...

“What are you working on now Ahmed?”
“Revenge.”

Why Would Anyone Defend Greg Hardy?

One of my Aunts husbands (I lost count of which one, he was around the middle though) was arrested years ago for possession of kiddy porn and child molestation. I think he’s still in, if he hasn’t been killed by the other inmates and I kind of hope he will be. You harm a child and I want you sent to an island where…

I am quite certain of all of this, but a gal can dream, yeah?

Incidentally, that’s the name of my next nerd-themed gay porno.

This one?
Btw, as a grey you can still post images - people just have to bring your post out of the greys, like normal.