what you americans don’t and have never understood is that all of canada is 20 minutes from the deep woods. *all of it*.

obviously, the remedy for one stupid law is more stupid laws.

...holographic versatile disc?

I was delighted to learn that he and I shared a taste in laptops: 15" Macbook Pro.

should probably summon a dermatologist.

i’ll take woke dumb and smelly over most of the rest of hollywood

it’s possible ethan hawke is an okay human?

mellon collie was a double album ego wankfest. they jumped the shark with that album.

“It is disturbing when a whistleblower

just yawn. the jaw action moves enough goop in your head to allow the pressure to equalize, or at least, always has for me, since i was 5yo.

what?

right, sp and lp being such legendary songwriters & heavy hitters.

look again, she looks like every short blonde girl that ever rolled off the fame assembly line.

it’s an acoustic tour, so 1995 is definitely NOT back. the reason we liked these acts was the loud, electric energy. smashing pumpkins is not gonna stand up to camp-fire kumbaya renditions and her electric guitar was the only thing that made liz phair even a little interesting.

sure, works on tatooine

“I direct that my executors shall arrange for my remains to be taken to the country of Bali and to be cremated there in accordance with the Buddhist rituals of Bali,” Bowie wrote. “If that is not practical, then I direct that my executors shall arrange for my remains to be cremated and my ashes scattered in Bali,” the…

national face/dick database soon. you’ll be able to screen okcupid for dicksenders.

ugh prepare to be forwarded this story by MRAs on twitter

or because the birth will kill you, or because you were raped, or because you cannot make a good enough life to raise a child in (to your own standards, not others’) or because you’re 13 and you made a mistake that shouldn’t dictate the rest of your life, or you’re worried that having a child will tie you closer to…