look like john mayer’s little brother and the second female lead from you’re the worst. but worse

...i play mario kart as wario all the time...

no, this is a service to the rest of us, so that we don’t run across people who would join a site like this when we’re searching okcupid

hunchbacks being known for throwing a lot of stinkeye around.

SURELY this is a good argument for using bluetooth.

this is the best practical joke ever. $10 says it’s hooked up to dad’s tv in the garage.

current status: pooping.

what is this

“I love you”

the fact the logo is A FUCKING EGG makes this a little problematic for me

fuck, stop making your proposals other people’s problems...

it’s weird how “kurosawa was his hero” and he “wanted mifune in star wars” but then he “cast no asian actors” and “made aliens have stupid fake stereotype asian accents” in his movies.

“no one has called me genius for months” sad kanye

meanwhile we’re neck-deep in old US boomer draft dodgers & deserters. Seriously, i come from a town of 1000 people and I know 5 of them.

they’re a lot happier than they were 8 weeks ago

by grandstanding do you mean actually doing shit with his own hands?

well it’s mid december and in the capital it’s 12C today (54f), so that global warming thing is kicking in nicely.

wait, a guy who makes his living punching faces and being punched in the face has backwards ideas?

did you just complain about a fad claiming you just don’t participate in that fad?

my use of #adulting was “i’m 38 and all my must see tv is cartoons”