boomer milks previous creative work; gets angry at suggestion she’s milking previous creative work.

“No more tweeting, Benoit. You’re too dumb.” Damn, Amy really got him.

sure, and a dive bar is my favourite place to drink, but it could use a coat of paint

How much will it cost to renovate Prince Phillip?

it’s like the 90s got drunk on zima and puked in the back of convertible toyota paseo.

Congratulations on your BetaMax, Russia.

remember when games were fun

i mean, washington state is in a DROUGHT, but whatever. must have the greeniest grass for croquet.

i mean, all this as read. art v commerce, got it. but to also be fair, the game is advertised on Steam as:

i dunno what it smells like but it’s probably called Axe Cokenail.

i always thought she was beautiful back in the day. she could probably even make that michael jackson nose work, but she looks so haggard from being with this sack of shit

BY accident. Things happen BY accident. Things happening ON accident i can’t even.

pro tip: date better men.

I look forward to your in depth research on mama’s boys at some deep-end-of-feminism website

my money’s on these guys:

Why not publish a photo of Dylann Roof, the racist shooter of those nine victims? Don’t bury the lede.

i don’t understand, you’re arguing for a whole movie of already seen.

maybe if you have zero imagination. never having used a proton pack/trap before would still cause all kinds of hilarity on first use.

she doesn’t really look like a woman(*), more like a slightly femme justin beiber, so i’m not sure how having a crush on her makes you all that gay, even if having a crush one on attractive person could dictate your sexuality in the first place...

so if you got caught being a sex assaulter in high school, would that information be sealed when you turned 18?