Nutella would be a good name for a pro-manspreading campaign.

I was flying back from the arctic circle, and my last leg was the long one, edmonton-ottawa. a single mum was wrangling a baby and a toddler. i was carrying about 150lbs of broadcast and camping gear and i wouldn’t have traded with her for one second.

well,this one time, a dead cockroach covered in raspberry vinaigrette looked like an olive. that’s why i ask now.

who said if country music is a salad, men are the lettuce and women are just tomatoes.

first guess: all of them.

That’s not just 1,200 faceless men; it’s 1,200 migrant workers

what’s to get. musically it’s a blander lisa loeb.

yeah, but those dum dums still have to eat, and not having a job makes people (especially with a demonstrated track record of bad decisions) make bad decisions.

so, what would you have wanted the school to do. i’m not being a shit, i’m curious.

well.. that was profoundly generic.

huh. wonder why she couldn’t license the real music...

i... i think “cramming for the man test” is something else entirely...

is a pirate assassin an assassin of pirates or just a pirate with a side gig

the fact she’s wearing baggie pants makes me hopeful for this generation. be comfortable, young worthless teens!

“I’m just shocked actually, paranoid, and a little squeamish now about even watering at all,”

“are you a us citizen” and “what is your nationality” are two entirely different questions.

If you think it’s time to turn your steak over, drink a whole beer first.

so this is like an example of how you should/could react to what you’re seeing on the screen?