man, i’ve been hearing arguments about this for like 20 years!

Sad Tom Selleck is sad.

what it’s for is to house indefinitely 1-3 cryogenically-stabilized super soldiers for immediate battlefield insertion when necessary.

i dunno, this just seems like two different kinds of dickholes.

They should call it Cartman - it “carts” stuff around, but it also looks like a fat kid and is full of snacks.

oh man, riff raff joker or ninja from die antwoord joker would be way better

And why should a taller, stronger person get to pack more than I do? Fuck that privilege.

i find i’m usually okay once the plane has arrived at the gate.

“team fifty”

the kunis/kutcher thing reminds me of those friends who banged all through high school, had the public split before university, made all their friends choose sides, married other people then hooked up at the reunion, facebooked all their bullshit and can’t understand why their friends aren’t “happy for them”.

i really like her voice, and i really like the thought behind these pieces, but i can’t get over the skinny white guy in the back showing off his collection of blorps.

Paul/Palin 2036!

Something so intuitive even a counter knows it, right?

let’s mandate that all vaping people have to be called Vapists. that might keep the noise down.

there’s something deeply satisfying about some old-world chicken grievance from the past haunting an it-girl.

forgot step 0: know how to draw and use photoshop at this level.

forget about the breastfeeding part (*) maybe don’t post pictures of yourself on the toilet because jesus christ do we not see enough shitty garbage in a day?

I think you mean “Oregonian Artisinal Seed-to-Stem Full Leaf Marijuana”.

is he talking about the superstylish homosexual-dressing homosexuals, or the out-dadding-your-dad-for-dadwear homosexuals?