I can’t tell if her taking her student-husband’s last name as well as his childhood and innocence makes it MORE weird or less weird.

it’s like he hasn’t even tried it

rough.

uhhh.... sounds fucking awful.

“heather is not waspy enough” um shout heather in a room full of scottish people. it’s the same thing as shouting megan in a room full of the irish.

The national museum of flight is displaying Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet

you should try responding to what people actually write instead of just having comment conversations with yourself. You can have the last word now.

so, no you've never been to canada.

have you been to any of canada? "not completely shitty" is our national motto.

and yet, over 33m non-wimps manage to hack it here year round.

i love that this is animated

that song from his tweet in a Neil Young, right? this is a cover album? or is he calling these originals

most of canada.

can i ask a sort of serious question - what is there to teach about abstinence? like, how many different ways can you tell people "don't fuck"? and why does it take so much money?

you win the last guy. sorry.

maybe his reaction was to her terrible reveal. I mean, if if telling your partner you’re pregnant only warrants a half-assed sharpie beer label...

Paula Patton is going to be 40 this year, so it’s good she finally figured out she’s an adult, 22 years after the fact.

If you're going to ask for cash, JUST ASK FOR CASH. i don't need to know what it's for, and i certainly don't need to try to figure out whatever weird custom neologism you're using to do it.