so i do it exactly as they show, thumb not moving, lower stick not moving, except i don't use my ring finger at all. it's all index middle and thumb:

is this milk? because it looks like cum.

My grandfather worked on that.

russian chemtrails ain't even try to look legit.

go home, 90s shirt, you're drunk.

she's like a Pez dispenser for stupid.

amazing, doctors are basically as shitty, lazy, and necessary-argument averse as the general population.

I was ordering lunch at Noodles & Company. That day I was getting over a stomach bug, and when I'm sick, diary and I don't get along.

because isis (and the fear thereof) is fucking hilarious and rape isn't.

not so much a "lifehack", more of an opinion piece that would stress out as many people as it would help. wash articles like this are why i very rarely come to lifehacker anymore.

you should put science in quotes or italics there, because start trek science ain't science any more than Interstellar was.

Essentially, this is a litmus test of tolerance and perspective. And I believe you should ask anyone you plan to work with or sleep with what they thought of it.

i hate this crap. "it's not a job; it's a future/career/calling/adventure/knighthood/whatever" - invariably used at places who don't want to pay you what you're worth, like they should at a job.

exactly.

we haven't had a good cult suicide in a long fucking time. are people less gullible or more cynical?

you assume you'd know.

A more recent study found that 82 percent of teens had lied to parents in the last year.

in the raytheon demo video, the munitions gives the target time to get to a populated centre before hitting it...

lemme guess, this is the non-smollett. cuz i'm pretty sure he's will smith's cousin.