I tuned out here:

holy crap, if your birthday ALSO has to be you waging war on the patriarchy, which you think is facilitated by being a woman (lesbian or otherwise) in a strip club, and you feel the need for a twelve point emailer to get your mob of lesbians and a few token straight males on the same page...

seems like an inefficient use of a drawer.

it's amazing how the headline makes it seem like this is an egregious woman-crushing overreach of the patriarchy and then you read the details and you're like, yeah this woman should be in jail.

do you really think someone who won't bring their kid to the hospital for critical medical attention is going to have the fucking mental wherewithal to know that her and her kids' lives would be better if she gave them up?

you know what the gays need? drones.

awesome that same-sex cousins and siblings can get married now!

what's going on back here? she wearing a weave?

Scroburns.

first things first we need a name for Scroatal Sideburns.

also, YOU'RE.

... you realize you're writing on a public forum right?

i usually just let the people decide, and my comments got reco'd. yours didn't.

you need to learn to read better, because

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

i'm not a fashion plate, i don't express myself through clothes, so to me, clothes are to 1) keep you warm and 2) hide your junk. these garments appear to fail at fully half the job of clothes.

not enough guns.

ask the male players to twirl too. these are people paid millions of dollars to play a game i play with my dog, none of them should be taken seriously.

oh my god i left an opinion on a message board! what did I do?