Wait, I've seen this movie.

she probably doesn't realize Moses was brown.

never realized before that Barbershop is literally the opposite of soul music.

i've heard "her softness" or "her wetness" but that might have been a mormon porno

depends how much attention you're paying i think

Seriously, if tswift wins person of the year it's time to burn Time magazine down.

this is the first time i've felt "too old" for something. I've tried watching Twitch. I've tried watching videos of people playing video games.

This is a lot of article when the right answer is "don't fucking mooch smokes."

Are you a doctor? or has this "pro life tip" from some reddit rando been vetted by a doctor or anyone with some knowledge of physiology? because it's possible pinching your nose while you puke could do some damage in the wrong circumstances.

so the wreck is still leaking? is this part of the legacy of pearl harbour?

um, you're leaking.

he has his father's neck.

let's be real about some of those king's quest games tho - pixel hunting, "cinematic" cut scenes, a lot more storytelling than storyplaying, and dozens of instant deaths throughout the games. I prefered space and hero's quests, but the whole sierra stable had the same bad habits.

hey, thanks!

good thing you got your message out commenting on this article about clothes.

i loved you, terry. i hearted you so hard. then you wore leather shoes with no socks and i'm now so grossed out i gotta skip the rest of brooklyn 99 because i can't think of you walking around in beef-and-Parmesan stew all day.

sure, but that's not enough of a reason for it to end up here, being pissed on by some writer from another culture, when there are no demonstrably/objective bad parts of it, besides the writer's thinking he's a try-hard.

hehe crabburger is what i used to call a certain roommate.

if the woman he was proposing to didn't have a problem with it, YOUR having a problem with it seems pretty petty.