For JFK, visitors will "smell the popcorn of the crowd in the street, Jackie's perfume while she is bending over her husband during this tragic moment."

PSA: no one wants a handjob.

i'm not familiar with this universe, is this a pee stain

beat your wife or your kids and... well.. don't get caught. but you don't want to talk to the press? 100 grand, bozo!

heh. In ACTUAL 1975, Joni Mitchell was taking her first steps into her jazz exploration period.

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ugh, i just tried to use the site and as UX goes, it's a total dog's breakfast.

well, at least he managed to dodge that shitbox add-on trope, usually concomitant with "there's no real men anymore", that of "cuz feminism"

ugh... mouthbreathers...

he donated an unprecedented $20 million to the school in 1988.

i dunno, i think the details of your divorce are like the details of your love life - it's gauche to ask. and it's kind of gauche to offer. there's a reason we pay professionals to vent to, and it's so we don't burn out our friendships with too much heavy, one-sided emotionality.

I have heard "i'm jealous of your dog" from 3 different women now. that's a boner killer.

lol wut

with the hat and the gaunt, looks like he's trying out for the role of Pharrell...

i wonder what impression she'll do when she's pulled over for messing with her phone while driving

your therapist sounds like the resilient one, dealing with a self-aggrandizing narcissist like yourself. maybe you should do some work on why everyone is trying to get the hell away from you.

it's not a lie, at least no more than the negative self-talk is. it's just something that stops the negativity. if you've never experienced negative self-talk then *I* can't relate to *you*, but i feel like you're focusing too much on the example in the article, which was probably written as a throw-away and not meant…

yeah, you're not convincing yourself, you're drowning out your own negative-selftalk by consciously taking up space in your brain with something positive. it's called CBT and it's been used by millions of people to improve their internal monologue or other un/subconscious self-destructive habits and anxiety

yeah, out loud. but to yourself, it's very very basic Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. stick at it and you'll stop having to do it consciously, you'll just stop beating yourself up in your head.

the first paragraph makes me exhausted. not everyone is type-a go get em all the time.