he’s too busy donating a literal million dollars, and his time, to organizations that do real, good work.

I’m headed to one at Paul Ryan’s office here in WI on Saturday. It won’t be huge, but we’ll be loud.

Conservatives: “We hate blacks, Muslims, women, the poor, unions, GLBT, and basically anyone who doesn’t fit into into our vision of what America should be.

If you voted for Donald Trump, Fuck You.

I hope some players kneel so fucking hard during the Super Bowl national anthem.

Alternately, the Democratic party could feel kinda bad for putting the second-most disliked canddiate in history against the most-disliked candidate in history...

Odd to have a day where I feel the most proud and most embarrassed to be American at the same time. The order is ugly, and it’s not just Trump. But spontaneous street protests, lawyers donating their time, tens of millions donated to charities, etc., is beautiful.

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

This looked like the Patriot’s year again! Picking the Giants was the only rational choice!

I contest your notion that there is such a thing as a good bad beat poker story

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

“I was like a god there, I owned that stadium.”

their playoff chances have fallen to 32 percent, per FiveThirtyEight. 

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

I don’t understand all the hate for this game so I will defend it.

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

Pence wise and pound foolish.