I always get revenge on people that play pranks on me, too. Well played, dog.

Straight out bragging here. I buy boxes of full size candy at Costco and give them all out. I live on a corner in a really nice house and light up the yard with inflatable ghosts and spiders and pumpkins so everyone knows there is candy here. Lots of kids get driven to the neighborhood (we see the cars) and I have a…

what do white girls and prime numbers have in common?

This is why it's not a good idea to date self-obsessed, narcissistic Nice Guys™. They act downright obsessed about being the best boyfriend ever ever ever and talk a huge game about putting women on pedestals, but should any woman mistake their antics for genuine sincerity and actually respond to their overtures, it…

His defense lawyer did a great job. Must have cost Pistorius an arm.

She looks tough as fuck. Shit, I'd want her to save me from a fire.

The searches aren't creative because they are likely from those who are buying costumes opposed to those that make them. Here's some creativity for you. I spent a year sourcing material like dolls from thrift stores that I cut apart, hand painted, and sewed to a corset that was tea dyed and embelished with lace. I…

I really hope that was written in your sarcasm font...

Tilda Swinton happens to be the only white woman I've ever confessed love for...I LOVE YOU TILDAAAA!!

*sighs heavily*

I gotta say, my favorite tiny dancer is Charlize Glass.

CUTE AS HELLLLL!

Me when I left my ex husband: I can't do this anymore.

Yeah... I'm just gonna go and curl up in my bed after reading this. Who wants to join me?

There's a lot going on in this story. Rape culture. Male entitlement. The horrifying fact that people are carrying guns around for no damn reason.

"Why do women string men along and make men think they're interested instead of giving us an honest answer?"

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

"Hocus Pocus" a movie that was surprisingly edgy for a Disney film. The third woman on the right is Sarah Jessica Parker fyi...

I have to admit that I *love* white clothing, especially when it's gauzy and flowy and ethereal. But the people who pull it off the best are darker skinned women.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.