Annnnnd reason #49095738002228485 why women and people of color can't trust cops. Thanks for reminding me my lack of trust is based in reality.

Does Satan pay you by the word?

They also expect you not to go on a shooting spree when you are drunk. It is like, totally unfair!

It is only rape-rape if the victim is a virgin who never had a drink and was on her way to the library while a masked stranger jumped out of the bushes. In any other case, there are “two sides to the story”.

Ah, the largely unsubstantiated, but widely attributed to, “regret sex” rape accusation. Riiiiiiiiiight.

EVERYTHING is Obama’s fault. Economy, war, ISIS, too much rain, not enough rain, my hangnail. He has amazing powers.

Bitches, stop it. You are ruining people’s lives. Major athletes are involved here. Jesus fucking Christ, his dad might even own a house in the hamptons. Rape is a thing you sign on for when you are born as a female human. Get the fuck over it. /s but not really.

We didn’t know how (comparatively) good we had it with Mittens. As movie villains go, he was that rude rich guy who tried to foreclose on the Goonies, meanwhile Trump is pacing closer to Heath-Ledger-Joker territory.

I have wondered that but as more time goes on I am more convinced that Trump really doesn’t want to be president but can’t just give up so he is throwing out dogwhistle comments (that are just under atraight statements) so that the media goes after him, but he can deny the implication and when he loses he can say he…

I actually miss Mitt Romney. That is what this garbage fire of an election cycle has done to me.

I have never felt so threatened by a Presidential candidate as I do with Trump- not even close. No matter how much I disagreed with previous candidates, they all fell within pretty normal psychological parameters. Trump is fucking disgusting. He threatens us all.

One can only hope this is an “extinction burst”. When you’re training a child out of bad behaviour, part of it is withdrawing attention or other rewards for the behaviour. The child’s first response will be to intensify the behaviour, because that’s always worked before. They won’t give up the behaviour until the…

He could tear up a picture of Dale Earnhardt or light a confederate flag on fire.

I’m gonna get up on my soapbox and I don’t care. My father is a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who was a platoon leader in Vietnam in 1968 at 21 who lost 50 of the 100 men whose lives he was in charge of. He was head of security of the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, four days after my mom walked out on him. He…

Donald is so concerned about ISIS that he openly praised Bashar Al-Assad. It’s as if he doesn’t realize or care about Assad’s role in any of this. Hmmm.

Nope. We want him to keep talking. As painful he is to listen to, the more bloviating he does the more voters he’s going to scare away from voting for him.

He doesn’t sleep because he has those magical Negro powers. Basically he’s a Sith Lord.

Oh u didn’t know.. Not only are black ppl lazy but they are simultaneously responsible for all the bad shit that happens. It's the most fucked up magic trick

Hey, you forgot that he ALSO finds the time to be both an incompetant idiot and an evil dictatorial genius! Obama is a busy man...

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?