It turns out we solved the problem of “cars” in the late ‘70s. We don’t need more new cars. This is the only car we need.

I think I have a new nightmare now.

I must have missed that memo when it came to Lotus cars. Lots Of Trouble Usually Series jokes are basically the one constant in my life.

As car enthusiasts we ALL know deep down that we must defend or hoopties and bad choices with zeal. Yes, we all make bad choices, but they were OUR choices and we made them and dammit we will defend them.

Landscape would be really dumb here. You are capturing a ski lift, which is almost entirely vertical in orientation.

Jesus, the person in the red coat riding at that point just disappears into the tangled wreckage.

Nope. These Isuzu Gemini ads from the 80s are much better:

I get the whole “let’s show we are tough on rules breakers” thing, but this is incredibly stupid. Instead of crushing these cars after seizure, auction them off to overseas buyers and use the money to help local schools, hospitals, charity programs and such. You still show crime doesn’t work and help people at the…

I felt genuine emotional pain when I discovered the world lost a Manta GTE and Renault 5 GT Turbo. Two of my 80s heroes.

I don’t know, I saw a BMW with working turn signals the other day.

That’s not how I towed you to do it.

Dude. They sell these on eBay all day long. They should have just outsourced.

It could maybe work, if it was all blue.

Volvos should play ABBA.

Hong Kong follows the UK style (white front, yellow rear) plate system since forever — down to the fonts too. But that has changed in the past fifteen years or so when vanity plates became more popular in HK and people wanted to use a different font for “individuality”.

If you know, you know. Wheels don’t lie.

Obligatory: Greatest test mule of all time.