The first thing the reporter said got me going.

I’m bustin’ all my critics, pimpin’ round in Honda civics. Errrbody loves a fast car, that’s why I roll the Type R.

Wouldn’t be surprised if he had never actually driven a car at speed before. Looks like he thought it all worked just like in a video game...

Nothing a rattle can can’t fix.

You can’t crash it, if you can’t drive it

Of course the Alfa gets five stars. Can’t get into accidents when it’s in the shop.

These tests do not accurately reflect the real-world usage of an Alfa-Romeo. A rear-impact from the breakdown lane is by-far the most likely crash for a Giulia owner.

I think you got wrong one, this is the one you want. (see how the tachometer is placed?, I used to nerd out about that, proper rally stuff.)

You can keep your fancy touch screen. Give me a bazillion buttons, switches and warning lights, all of which my Lancia Delta will need.

Whaaaat are the odds! This is THE SAME CAR that I saw in Paris back in december 2013.

It may not be from their parking difficulties, but from whoever was parking near them having problems with their parking.

Those look like little dings and scuffs from parking. HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE NOT PARK A CAR THAT’S ONLY 10 FEET LONG?!

Oh my god! I had no idea you would be out there! I’m the red Focus SVT you raced against! This was a picture from later in the night, it was a blast! No matter what you say though, that Genesis is a very nice car!

Hopefully the vehicle titles haven’t been doctored.