I wonder if he got a splitting headache from the spoiler slap?

Not surprised the driver crashed, bloody difficult to drive when you have the front bar across your lap, over your face.

Could had been worse ....

Flash tuned my Opel Astra Turbo. What could go wrong?

..... and I hide my 1:18 diecast collection from my wife. She thinks I have a hundred, but make that closer to 200. You have to be creative to where you can hide them without her realizing they are there.

Turbo PDK 4.0 Executive

I drew a representation of my Lancia that I am trying to restore .....

Feels like ..

It only gets worse as the years roll by. Some days I am scared to take my classic car out for a cruise. Especially at night when the moon comes out, even more dickheads hit the streets.

Italian version of “Start-stop” technology. But non-Italians won’t accept it.

Looking out the driver’s window, he might had whispered .. “Check out the Lambos.” while spinning into the front yard.

Gundam!! I mean, God dam!!

Not having the disposable income to meet my demands of being an enthusiast car guy.

“Additionally, gas stations won’t serve anyone who damages the system...”

For those not in Merca ...

Loved my Opel cars, 2 Calibras, 3 Astras in the family. Unfortunately I quickly traded my Astra AH Turbo Coupe 12 months ago because of the dreaded M32 6-speed gearbox. It had started to fail. Plus a few warning lights and limp mode on top of it all. Shame. Loved the Astra Turbo. Loved my Calibra more.

Wrong airport Hans.

One of the places I use to work, had a real shortage of parking spots. So we sometimes get locals who cannot find a parking spot at the front, sneak in at the back and take our parking spots. The spots are even signaged and state that this was private property. Even with “You will be towed” does not stop them.