Can you do this thing that your name says? Thanks!

Here I fixed it for you.

I love your phonetic spelling, but it’s

Florida Man: The Truck

Uh-oh.

More like an Escape from an Explorer who attempted an Expedition without a Navigator.

Week after week. The answer is always Aztek.

Pretty obvious if you ask me:

I see pigs left in black and white cars everywhere, everyday.

Or at least Darwin’s.

Can’t wait for the next video of a “Powerwheels” Barbie car crashing through a crowd of little people at the next mini cars and espresso.

Dude, calm the fuck down. I don’t even know how you took this as a personal affront to type shit out about your life that frankly we don’t give a fuck about.

Minivans are the cargo shorts of cars. They fit everyone with plenty of room to spare, they can carry all your stuff, they’re comfortable, and they open in cool ways.

It’s not a lie. Minivans are fucking awesome.

But it doesn’t.

That owning two minivans doesn’t make me less a man.

Yah but thats life not lyf. This dude was living lyf and that requires you to live it to the fullest every single day!

Unless, of course, they have a vagina.

Just keep your seatbelt on while you’re seated, no problem.

I’ve never seen one.